Twenty |
Classy lady
|Zaliski <3|
In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
can someone explain the joke
how to spot a gringa in 2 seconds
Idk about al that, but I know “cerveza” is beer, because I stock Corona at work
It means ‘bring me a beer’
venezuelan poodle moth
No sir i think that’s a pokemon
That can’t not be a mammal
Do they come as pets? Can I keep it? What?
(Source: boysoprano, via wh0thefuckisfun)
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
(via adudenamedjesse)
i’ll chew you up and spit you out
you’re nothing to us now
sweetie, you’re so sad
makes me wanna laugh
i’ll always be around to put you down
you can’t hurt me, baby
but I can kill you with just a look
don’t think you’re special
you can’t come around here again
i’ll knock you down, i’ll knock you out
i won’t even have to lift a finger
honey, take a hint
look where i’m standing, look where you’re staring
you’re nothing to us now but a sad, sad memory
a silly little girl
you’re not a princess, bitch
wash out your hair dye and wipe off your caked up face
look in the mirror and you’ll see what i mean when i say
you’re nothing to us now
you’d do anything for yourself but there’s nobody to help you out
it’s a sad life, i’m sure
i can tell you wish you weren’t where you are
but wishing you were where i’ve landed
so sorry sweetie, but that’s what you get
you’re nothing to us now
